Danger Bakery

A fine baked goods establishment yowling for your attention since 2021

Pillow Real Estate

At Danger Bakery, we know how hard it can be to find the right place to call home when you’re a shitty 10 pound loaf of a cat. That’s why we’ve collated our specially constructed homes in one spot for you and your own garbage ass bakery.

South Florida Getaway – $10,000,000

A fine piece of property; snatch it up before it’s gone!

The Iron Beachside Bungalow – $5,000,000

When comfort is king, become royalty today!

The Cardboard Condo – $2,500,000

A rare spot has opened up in the exclusive La Sala de Siesta neighborhood! Make your offer today!

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