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A local group of budding entrepreneurial spirits has emerged like another epidemic in the beleaguered Sunshine State and will soon begin operations in Meowmi Regional Airport. They plan to open to the public this fall once they’ve learned all their tricks and can eat adult cat food. The Chamber of Commerce projects flights to popular destinations such as The Big Porchies (TBP) and Forbidden Front Porchies (FFP) could begin for this fleet as soon as Christmas 2025. Limited test flights are already being run from the Shitty Kitten Room (SKR) to The Cat Tree (TCT) and other popular destinations such as The Kitchen Counter (TKC) and Under The Couch (UTC).
Town economics sensei, Harold, had this to say: “Wow. Really? Four more cats?” We didn’t ask the peanut gallery, Harold.
Many are concerned about a new model of Catplane due to recent controversy over Boing-Boing’s cat-astrophic 737-CAT aircraft that have been involved in numerous in-air collisions due to faulty navigational systems and general fuckery.
All four of the new fleet of cats are 737-CAT models, and they are just as shitty and stupid as you think, but you can’t do anything about it.
From the latest in litter-spraying technology that is guaranteed to scatter litter at four times the speed and range of previous models to AI-assisted farting mechanisms designed to release toxic kitten gas during peak operation, these catplanes are Stealthcat Airline’s answer to the perennial question, “How far is too far?”