Mostly made-up, but sometimes real, recipes for garbage cats and people alike. Submit your own and we will review it for quality before posting it to our site.
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Pork Sung Sandwich: Avant-garde or Culinary Hate Crime?
Here at the danger bakery, we fear no being, be it god or man, and that is why we continuously engage in culinary experiments so cutting-edge we run the risk of being imprisoned by UNESCO, were they ever to catch wind of us. This is no different, and we make no apologies. Having eaten our […]
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I invented Christmas Crack, yes, definitely me
Hello to all of you hohohooligans out there. It is I, your god, Chef Dangerloaf, a bastion of tradition in a world of cursed newfangledness. Nothing screams ‘tradition’ and ‘Christmas’ like stealing the inventions/ideas/holiday of others, murdering the original inventors, adding your own spin on it and then claiming it for your own. Such it […]
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Candied Bacon Kettle Corn Recipe
By Chef Dangerloaf In preparation for Nekotaku’s monthly anime-viewing party, we at the Danger Bakery decided to make a treat so tasty that we’d keep eating it through the goriest anime (lookin’ at you, Chainsaw man). Since it was a movie night, it had to be popcorn (along with the rest of the snacks in […]
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Bitey Loaf Biscuits
– Dangerloaf
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Rambunctious Puff Surprise
– Dangerpuff
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Yowl? Trill? Excuse Me, It’s Cat o’Clock.
Hello, just reminding you that I haven’t eaten in approximately ever. Yes, I know, that’s hard to believe, but I ran several studies and they all reached the same conclusion. As the Department Head of Loafology, you know you can trust my results. Feed me forthwith. -Dangerloaf, Department Head of Loafology
