Starting September of the year of our Dark Lord 2026, the Danger Bakery will now be ranking our cats! We’ll rank them on anything!
Boppability, snuggliness, problematicalityness… we got it all, and we’re constantly judging them (and finding them lacking), so look forward to more rankings at random intervals!
Cats who come in last place on literally any ranking will be sentenced to a lifetime of imprisonment at the Danger Bakery School of Loafcraft and Tomfoolery. In fact, any cat who finds themselves on the ranking list at all will be sentenced there.
Leave a comment below to decide what we rank them on next! Or don’t! It really doesn’t matter!
