The Esteemed Danger Bakery, due to overwhelming request, has finally set up a school for institutionalizing the Youth–The Danger Bakery School of Loafcraft and Tomcattery.
Parents and law enforcement agencies have been clamoring for a place to house the age-challenged and teach them in the ways of Loafcraft, so they may grow up to be outstanding train wrecks. Finally, their prayers have been answered.
“We strive to take the best and brightest dumpster fires and throw gasoline on them,” Danger Loaf, the Head Loaf of the new school explained. “If you or a family member are accepted to this school, take deep offense. That means you are viewed generally poorly and as a threat to public safety. We look forward to welcoming you into the containment zone–I mean school.”
Check to see if you’ve been accepted here. No, we’re not trying to imply anything. Just click the link, okay?
If you need to retake your sorting assessment, please use this link, you slubberdegullion. Do not take this assessment without seeing if you have been accepted first. We don’t need any more ne’er-do-wells than we already have hanging about the place. We’re warning you! Get your filthy paws away from that link. That’s it, you’re going on the acceptance list.
If you need to retake your wand toy assessment, please use this link and feel a deep sense of shame.