It’s hard to believe another horrible year has passed, but it has, and we are glad that we were able to share it with you. We’ve tried hanging out with other people, and they were super lame.
Don’t take that as a sign of us getting soft, though. We’re still just as dangerous, and just as bakery. Not soft yeast rolls, but like burnt fucking bread up in this bitch. We’re hard as hell. We’d cut up the roof of your mouth if you tried to eat us, so don’t bother trying.
Please find attached our company holiday card. Share it with your friends. Submit your photo if you want to be included on next years holiday card.