Founded by two loaf-beards with very expensive gaming rigs, Nekotaku has come to prominence as a go-to reference for all the latest gaming and anime news. Known for our witty but extremely objective reviews of anime and gaming, we’ve clawed our way to the top, besting our rivals in the world of weeb editorials like some sort of popular shounen battle-royale anime. The internet hoards can all agree that Nekotaku keeps their paw on the pulse of the people, and that’s definitely not just something we’re saying to gas ourselves up.
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Puff Explorer makes “Genshin Impact” with the Florida Coast. The search for survivors continues.
Meowmi, Florida Dozens of explorers have met their final resting place since July 6, 2023; following the release of Dangerpuff’s Explorer Handbook, the latest digital storm to batter the beleaguered Sunshine State. The meteorological office based in Meowmi, FL, which serves as the world’s premiere tropical cyclone forecast authority, released a statement regarding “Puff Explorer”: […]
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Now Screaming on Scritch!
Dangerloaf is coming to terrorize yet another social media site. Come and watch as Dangerloaf is surprised and dismayed at literally every minor inconvenience and refuses to learn how to git gud. Join us by becoming a sub-scritcher today! Or Else! Our live streams will be recorded and posted on MewTube, so don’t forget to […]
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Hiss-cord Server Release and the Handbook
Big news! We’ve moved to a better server host in anticipation of a new project due for beta release soon: Dangerpuff’s Adventure Handbook. We’ve also finally opened a Hiss-cord server! Come discover new tricks for Genshin Impact and get a peek at the behind the scenes action for Danger Bakery. We’re a community dedicated to […]
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Dangerpuff reveals the SHOCKING secret behind artifact farming in Sumeru that DOCTORS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
We here at Nekotaku Gaming have long been fans of Dangerpuff–pretty much since he was born. Most recently, he launched a gaming channel on YouTube, and we’ve been eagerly anticipating his latest release, which turned out to be his best one yet! In it, he details how to farm artifacts using A/B routes, instead of […]
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Dangerpuff heads to the mines in his latest video!
Dangerpuff is at it again, releasing the most definitive guide for efficient mining of the chasm in Genshin Impact. In an exclusive interview with Nekotaku, the popular puff-tuber revealed it was part of a master plan to get the reddit nerds to reveal their secret mining nodes that they haven’t put on the interactive map […]
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Loaf x Loaf Season One Announced!
The promotional artwork for season one of Loaf x Loaf has just been released by Nekotaku Studios. Fans are excited to see the spy thriller starring their favorite loaf duo and the mischievous Puffya. Season one is set to release this November on all major streaming platforms.
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Dangerpuff Gaming Youtube Channel Launched!
We’re pleased to announce our very own Dangerpuff has launched a helpful tips channel on Youtube for Genshin Impact (the lesser-known spinoff of Genshin Loafpack), as a way to help this fledgling game garner some more popularity. Come watch this sweaty dolphin grind his way to 72-star spiral abyss (that number is probably right) and […]
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Third Banner, ‘Chill Before Serving,’ set to be released sometime in the next decade, we’re pretty sure.
Chongpuff, a cryo five-star paw-wielder, is friendly to beginner players due to requiring no skill to play him at all. Some players complain he is unwieldy and falls off of high places with the slightest provocation due to his incredibly long toe puff, but they’re haters and no one cares what they think. You can […]
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Second Banner, ‘Scent of Bread on the Wind,’ release date announced!
It’s hard to follow up the Raiden Jojo herself, but Dangerxiao is pulling it off! Sending thousands spiraling into debt as they purchase more primoloafs, the vigilant loafsha is set to break sales records, according to analysts. His impressive character demo has gamers drooling. His unique kit offers high mobility and intense flurries of bites […]
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Genshin Loafpack first banner for 1.0, “Even Yeast Cannot Revive the Homeloaf,” release date confirmed!
It’s the moment we’ve all been saving our primoloafs for! The cult favorite, Raiden Jojo, will finally come out on a character banner on 6/29/22. While most gamers are only interested in (the first class) jiggle physics and the doujinshi potential of the Raiden Jojo, we at Nekotaku Gaming are prepared to dig deep into […]
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Top 3 DPS characters in Genshin Loafpack
These results are based off of a whim. We have done no research into this at all, and we did not conduct any studies. Dangerxiao Raiden Jojo Chongpuff Let us know in the comments below how right we are. We will delete other comments.
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Genshin Loafpack TRIPLE Banner Announced for Version 1.0!
The multi-million dollar imaginary project from MiLoafo, the team behind such phenomenal successes such as ‘string hot glued to a stick’ and ‘literally just a cut-up boba straw,’ is set to release their first expansion of the award-winning game, Genshin Loafpack, this summer, which will include three character banners. The characters in each of these […]
